Wether you are FAT, SHORT, DARK, NOT ATTRACTIVE, NOT THAT SMART, Even if you are a NERD or whatever, YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL. ♥ Hangga’t naniniwala ka sa sarili mo na maganda ka, magiging maganda ka sa mata ng ibang tao :) Dahil ang tunay na marunong tumingin ng maganda ay hindi sa panlabas na itsura…
Client: “I can’t concentrate when you keep tapping like that!”
Me: “I’m typing. This is the sound of typing.”
Client: “No, THIS is the sound of typing (he starts gingerly finger-pecking the keys). Notice the difference?”
Me: “Alright then, THIS is the sound of work actually getting done.”
Client: “It’s the sound of a jerk being a…jerk, if you ask me.”
(I don’t work for him anymore.)
